I'm a 25 year old cityboy working and living in London, and it's fairly likely you wouldn't like me if you met me. The main things that make me smile are my nephews, the endless suffering of mankind and Newcastle United not being shite.

Decided to fill Tumblr up with football based stupidity, rather than photos of feet and tits.

 

garycalimocho:

Hahahahahaha….Phil Jones ubergurns! Will be a top player though :-)

garycalimocho:

Hahahahahaha….Phil Jones ubergurns! Will be a top player though :-)

No idea who made this, but it’s the gift that keeps on giving

No idea who made this, but it’s the gift that keeps on giving